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flp98: Bottoms Up! by Alan Flay

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3# Performances in Maesteg Town Hall, Maesteg, Bridgend, May 2011 and September 2011
Genre
Comedy
Script Notes

Synopsis

Unemployed, William Longbottom has a quiet, quiet life with his wife Mary until it is disrupted by the recently widowed, hypochondriac and interfering mother in-law, Ezme Jones. This is intensified by the unexpected return of their long lost, eldest, surprisingly pregnant daughter, Madeline with her American fiancé Everard Woodcock. A wedding is quickly organised to avoid embarrassment however not everything is as it seems. The plot combined with many colourful characters and some hilarious twist and turns, builds to a riotous conclusion but will it be all’s well that ends well?

The Cast List

William Longbottom
Unemployed and frustrated, 40s to 50s.
Mary Longbottom
William’s wife, around the same age.
Madeline Longbottom
Eldest daughter, 20s.
Victoria Longbottom
Youngest daughter, 20s a good impressionist.
Ezme Jones
Mary’s mother. Interfering hypochondriac which can also be played by a male if played with sensitivity.
Doreen
Ezme’s deaf older sister.
Everard Woodcock
Madeline’s American fiancé.
Jenny
Vicky’s friend, extremely shy and somewhat dressed like Kenny from South Park.
The Vicar
Serious and gentle. Try to avoid playing him camp or creepy.