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flp22: Three Times a Day After meals by Stephen Doyle and Paul N. Cambell

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First produced at the Library Theatre, Sheffield on 26th May 2005
3# Amateur Performances Nov 2007
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Genre
Comedy
Script Notes

Synopsis

St Victor's Hospital has been selected to be featured on the popular television series Life Saving Hands. The Head of Surgery, Mr Horace Kutter is looking forward to the opportunity to display his operating techniques on the small screen when, just as the film crew are about to arrive he has an accident involving a bedpan and becomes unavailable.

At the same time Department of Health Inspectors arrive to carry out a surprise inspection under the management of the formidable Miss Cowgate. It is well known throughout the Health sector that the television company don't like the health inspectors and vice versa.

A junior doctor is persuaded to impersonate Dr Kutter for the television production company while a patient does him for the inspectors. At one time there are five "Kutters" on stage. But Miss Cowgate has other plans. She intends that her team deliver a damning inspection report that will lead to closure because a company with whom she is involved has an option on the site to build houses and make a mint. Thank heavens for the NHS that she is unmasked in the final scene and the hospital can continue medicating the patients Three times a day after Meals.

The Cast List

Horace Kutter
Dr Love
Dr Bacon Sleucer
Nurse Darling
Oliver Lawrence
Mr Sampson
Bridget Ainsley
Elaine Robinson
Staff Nurse Stonely
Joyce Everard-Smythe
Maurice Spatchcock
Tansey Evans
Marjory Kutter
Claude Remains
Miss Cowgate
The hospital administrator, Gloria Sampson and Sister Stonely can be either played as either men or women. In the original production they were played by man and Sister Stonely became Charge Nurse Stonely.